10.24.2007

Oh My God, I'd Be So Much Less of a Bitch If I Just Ate the F*ing Chocolate

I just think that you all should know that there is a box of 95 Halloween chocolate bars sitting on top of my fridge - UNOPENED. And it has been there since SATURDAY.


I am practicing restraint. It's very Zen.


(I'll write something for real when I am less distracted by the big box of Halloween chocolate bars sitting on top of my fridge, taunting me.)


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15 comments:

  1. Is there a padlock on the fridge or something - because I don't understand this post...

    OMG _ MY WORD VERIFICATION STARTS WITH WTF - HA! Simple things for simple minds.

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  2. Oh, go on... eat the chocolate.

    Your baby will love you more for it!
    (working on being a terrible influence.)

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  3. I passed the halloween display at the grocery store and decided I would run an errand THE DAY of the trick or treating AND I promised myself I would buy something nasty and not at all chocolate -- like effing candy corn or some such @ss tasting candy.

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  4. dude, I just finished a whole bag of mini kit kat bars myself. So I'm sorry to say I just. don't. understand.

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  5. Oh, please. Eat the damn chocolate!!!

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  6. That's why you're supposed to buy two batches.

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  7. I don't even understand the issue.
    I am just kind of confused. Can you not get off the couch? Can you not reach the box?

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  8. Life is short, sweetie. Eat the damn chocolate already.

    (laughing at Lisa B's comment above, though. As Homer says, "It's funny cuz it's TRUE!")

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  9. You only bought one box of 95? Those mini bars are small. You deserve at least 8 of them right now... It's calcium.

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  10. Pssh. Hallowe'en chocolate is not great chocolate, anyhow. Go buy yourself something better to reward yourself for your exceptional and exemplary restraint.

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  11. Woman, life is too damn short to not eat the chocolate.

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  12. You are 8 months pregnant. There are so few times in our lives when chocolate can be rationalized without guilt. This is one of those times.

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  13. Mad - I am almost 10 months pregnant. I should eat the whole box.

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  14. I hope you ate at least half the box.
    Just came back to check your chocolate status.
    am still confused.

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