7.10.2008

Throw Down at the Drop-In

Some people break for it. This is how I heard two mommies battle it out today:

See you later, alligator!

In a while, crocodile!

See you soon, baboon!

At your house, little mouse!

In the shade, lemonade!

At the zoo, kangaroo!

Guttentag-y, little doggie!

My kid’s cuter, stupid cow!


(Ok, I added that last part. But I could see she was thinking it.)


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8 comments:

  1. Now if she had said that she would have definitely gotten the last word. Nothing beats a showdown at the drop-in corral.

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  2. Ha! Misterpie and I sometimes play that game together, just to see what silliness we come up with, but I can't imagine going at that with another grownup. I mean, you know, REAL grownup. Which I guess maybe she wasn't, anyhow...

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  3. I have no idea what to say about someone who gets bitter about being out rhymed.
    I am not at all fun enough to even attempt that, or even go to the drop in for that matter.

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  4. um thats me - Lisa.
    I have no idea how the banker gets logged in.

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  5. What is it about kids and rhyming? Mine really love it, too.

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  6. Haha! I love that! The last line, of course, was my fave. ;)

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  7. Is this a true story? If so, it's fucked!

    Can I even say fucked now that I am a mom?

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  8. Heh.

    My best friend and I often throw down and rhyme out.

    Bitch beats me every time. I'm stealing your line next time. That ought to shut her up.

    *Cackles gleefully...*

    (email forthwith ...soon. promise)

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