So, imagine my surprise, when, thanks to some lovely ladies in whose company I delightfully found myself last night, I realized that I had TOTALLY missed the boat on something hot.
I was totally schooled. And like, seriously, this was remedial shit, apparently.
Did you know – did you KNOW – that nobody signs off with ‘xo’ anymore?
Dude, it’s just ‘x’ now.
x – small x.
No pussy ‘o’ holding x’s hand, definitely no lame-ass ‘xoxo’ and – trust me on this one, folks – absofuckinglutely not a (((HUGS))).
My goddamn standard sign-off has been a sincere, ‘xok’ forever, and I’m only NOW discovering that I make myself look like your granny has been responding to all of your emails?
Seriously, do you know how crushed I am to learn that, in the trendmaking world of blog-comment sign-off, I am about as cool as
That’s it. From now on, it’s xk.
That’s kisses to you, motherhuggers.