Kgirl has begun putting her grocercies into the hatch. She is two spaces away from the mother/child parking, which was available when she arrived, but from which she abstained from parking in, seeing as she had no baby with her. If she had had the baby with her, she would have taken the spot, but the baby is home, hopefully napping.
A Mercedes-Benz station wagon pulls into the mother/child parking spot, the only spot available for miles on this busy Sunday morning. Kgirl can clearly, clearly see that there is no baby in the car. There are not even any carseats. Kgirl waits, incredulously, to see if the driver of the car is pregnant.
The driver exits the car. You can bet her
Kgirl: Are you seriously going to park there?
Woman: Mind your own business.
Kgirl: (louder) Are you seriously going to park there?
Woman: Yes! I’m a mother and a child.
Kgirl: No, you’re an inconsiderate bitch.
Inconsiderate Bitch: (walking away) Mind your own business!
Kgirl shakes head, locks car doors and walks buggy back to buggy park. Inconsiderate Bitch starts walking back towards Kgirl.
Kgirl stands outside of her car and adopts what she hopes is an assertive stance.
Inconsiderate Bitch: I’m going to watch you leave so that you don’t vandalize my car.
Kgirl: (laughs, truly surprised) I’m not going to vandalize your car! I’m not an inconsiderate bitch! Get out of my way, stupid cow.
Inconsiderate Bitch: (incoherently) Mind your own business…. big mouth… watching you… park where I want to….
Kgirl laughs again and gets into her car. She starts it backs out of the spot. As she passes Inconsiderate Bitch, she rolls down her window.
Kgirl: Hey lady, why don’t you take your sense of privilege and shove it up your ass?
Kgirl rolls up her window and proceeds to drive out of the parking lot, shaking her head.