A – It’s how k, Chris and the kids spent the day on Saturday, much to their exhaustion and delight.
Q – What is: planting an awesome new flower garden in the back yard?
A – Throwing dirt, eating dirt, popping off flower-heads, eating flower heads, hitting each other in the head with shovels, scaring their mother by bringing her bugs.
Q – What are: the things k and Chris were constantly telling the kids not to do.
A – Kale, tomatoes, zucchini and peppers.
Q – What are: the vegetables that will planted adjacent to the flower garden next weekend?
A – Spice-rubbed organic pork tenderloin, corn, asparagus, mashed sweet potatoes and various pickles.
Q – What is: the menu for the bbq we had (with my mum and bro), overlooking our new garden, on Saturday night.
A – Corn.
Q – What is: the only thing that Bee ate for dinner on Saturday?
A – Painfully red.
Q – What was: the colour of Chris’ neck by day’s end?
A – Very dark grey.
Q – What was: the colour of the bath water after the kids were in it Saturday night?
A – 9 pm.
Q – What is: the time the kids went to sleep on Saturday night?
A – 5 seconds.
Q – What is: the time it took for the kids to go to sleep on Saturday night?
A – Sprawled on the couch watching The Weather Network because changing the channel took too much energy.
Q – What is: the way k and Chris spent the remainder of Saturday evening after the kids were asleep and the company had left?
A – 10 am! Whoot!
Q – What is: the time k got to sleep in until on Sunday morning?
A – Because all she got for mother’s day was a raincheque.
Q – What is: the reason that k got to sleep in until 10am on Sunday?
A – Maxin’ and relaxin’ in the sunshine.
Q – What is: the way k, Chris and the kids spent the day on Sunday.
A – Grilled calamari, grilled vegetables, rice, a Corona.
Q – What is: the dinner k and Chris let someone else make for them Sunday night.
A – It’s the ridiculous, boring, stupid movie that took k 4 ½ hours to watch (including interruptions) and during the viewing of which k wondered (many times over) why the hell she didn’t just turn it off and go to sleep already?
Q – What is The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons?
A – 5 1/2
Q – What is: the number of hours k slept last night because she stayed up way too late watching a stupid movie?
A - Work, dammit.
Q - Where is k now?
A – 121
Q – What is: the number of hours until the next weekend begins?