Me: Hi! You must be Adrienne*. I'm Karen... I've been getting the emails you're sending to our production manager. You know, the ones pointing out the mistakes on the packages.
Adrienne: Oh, yeah.
Me: So, you work in Royalties, right? You need to check all the publishing to make sure we're paying the right people, right? That's why you're noticing these miniscule, obscure mistakes, right?
Adrienne: No. I just used to be a proof-reader, so your mistakes jump out at me.
Me: Well, I used to work in fashion, so your mistakes jump out at me.
(Ok, I didn't really say the last line out loud.)
*names have been changed to protect my happily employed ass.