Top 10 Tweets You Missed During The Teen Choice Awards
10. @ItsBritneyBitch No sitter! Gotta get to TCA. Can stuff Jayden in my purse. What should I do with SP? Where r my panties? Who cares!!!
9. @JessieSimps Hey y'all! Watching the TCA w/u from Japan!! OMG - WHAT WAS THAT? Felt like an earthquake!! Oh, wait, just my stomach. SNAX!!
8. @Perez4Prez OMG, WHERE WUZ I SITTING? I CAN'T FIND MY SEAT! CALL 911 4 REALZ YOU GUYS!!! HELP!! HELP!!
7. @JoeJoBro Dude, I am so gonna bang Cameron Diaz tonite. She will be screamin my name. Miley can suck it - and I hope she does!!!
6. @JoeJoBro @NickJoBro, plz, plz tell me that I just DM'd you that last msg. I did right? It didn't go to my public profile right? Oh shit.
5. @SmileyMiley Nice job @JoeJoBro saw that tweet. watch out, dad is aiming his shotgun @ yur head. how r your 5 awards? my SIX are awesome!
4. @VampireRobP Hey @quentinT the next time u r casting, call me first - Brad Pitt is an old, old man. I'm what the kids want. srsly. Call me.
3. @foxymeg this stupid shit is so stupid. i'm only here for the swag. it's not like teens care about acting. stupid idiots. i'm so hot. SO HOT
2. @ChaseCraw Hey @ZakEfron I got your mail again and Teen People mixed up our pix - again! Weren't you thinking about going blonde? It's time.
1. @Madge If it wuznt 4 me, none of you little shits would even have jobs! My invite mustve bin lost. gt 2 go! fedex just delivered new baby!!