2009/9/24 John Dykes <email@example.com>
I was just reading some comments on a site, and I found your interesting comment “If I squirt myself in the face with breastmilk, will I look like Cindy Crawford?”
I went to your blog and do u have any pics of ur breast, can u post pics of u breast feeding, it would be really cool.
And I replied in my typical, diplomatic way:
How bout you go squirt yourself in the face with battery acid?