4.14.2015

Don't Tell Me I'm Beautiful

Average Karen
Dove released a new video campaign commercial. After the initial emotional punch of the video, which shows women choosing between doors marked “Average” or “Beautiful,” began to fade, the justifiably critical responses began. Where is the door marked strong, or smart, asked some viewers. Has Dove jumped the shark, asked some marketing pundits. Others agreed that while the ad has its flaws, it was able to act as some sort of important conversation starter.

What conversation is that, exactly? The conversation where we discuss how (once again) we are manipulated by a very powerful multi-national company made up of beauty and household brands into thinking that our self-worth is tied into our looks?

Because Average or Beautiful, Dove wants us to think about how we look, period. And Dove thinks that if we do not think we are beautiful, by now, after all of their other campaigns assuring us we are beautiful, buyourproductsplease, there must be something very goddamn wrong and sad about us.

Know which door I would have walked through? Not the beautiful one.

Do I think I’m beautiful? Not at all.
Am I bothered by that? Not at all.

Because you, or Dove, or my husband can say, fuck our unrealistic and rigid standards of beauty, birthed by a corporate machine and perpetuated by a society invested in preying on our insecurities, all you want.

I know what I am, and I’m not beautiful, by just about anybody’s standards.

I know what I am. I’m lots and lots of things, both good and bad. I am a woman. I am lots of things, and if beautiful is not one of those things, if I am average, that’s not a sad, terrible fate to have to bravely face.

Last I checked, average was not synonymous with insecure, failure, unloveable, or ugly, nor did beauty, inner or outer, solve any problems other than selling soap.

Inner beauty has nothing to do with how I look, and outer beauty is a trick of genetics and luck. Beauty is not in my lexicon. It doesn’t have to be.

I can own average proudly. As a matter of fact, I think I probably only hit average on a really, really good day. And I don’t give a shit. I am happy with my life, I like who I am, I got the hot guy without ever considering that I was punching above my weight. And on my worst day it has never occurred to me that things would be better if only I thought I was beautiful.

So Dove – I will happily and proudly walk through the door that says Average, and do not tell me or any other woman that there is something wrong with us for doing so.

And hey, Dove – there’s one other door I’d like to show you to; it’s the one that’s marked, EXIT.

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5 comments:

  1. I loved this, Karen, and I'm absolutely with you. I've been feeling the same way about the overuse of the word "genius" lately -- we're not all geniuses, either.

    Here's to just being ourselves!

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  2. Dude - he got the hot girl. I found myself attracted to you from the moment you spoke your first word. But we've already hashed that out ;)

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    1. Hos before bros. Let's dump our dudes and go live on an artist's colony on Salt Spring Island.

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